Father Goose Story No. 6

Two guys were stranded on a desert island.
The only way they could get food was to kill
sea birds by throwing rocks at them.
By the time they were rescued,
 ...  They had left no tern unstoned.

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.
The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,
I tell you years" she replied. " Thats no answer, you have to specify how
long has he intimated with you." "I don't know exactly, its average, about
six inches"

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Pee Wee Herman in their holding cell at
the jail?

"Stop playing with my lunch."

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her 
weight-watchers meeting ."My husband insists I come to these 
meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim 
figure." she lamented to the woman next to her.

"Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?"

"He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."

First man: How'd you get that black eye?
Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.
First man: She punched you?
Second man: Nope. She hit me with her bag of quarters.