What is green and purple and wants revenge?

The Grapes of Wrath


Sent by Diane 

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the 
other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" 
The second farmer replies,"No I ain't." The first farmer says, "Yeah, it's 
a big yielding variety. The stalk don't grow too big, but the ears are 
tremendous!"

More gay banter...

Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started
discussing them.The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned
a factory, manufacturing furniture.  Why, just the other day he gave his
best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.

The second man said his son was doing just as well.He was a manager at a 
car sales firm.  Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari.

The third man said his was doing well too.He was a manager at a bank.
Why,just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house.

The fourth man just shook his head.  He said his son was gay and hadn't 
amounted to much.But he must be doing something right because,
just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari 
by his friends!

Why can't black women become nuns?

They can't say superior after mother.

Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
A: So they push back harder.