Seen on ABC News on April 1:

"Egypt's emerging papyrus technology continues to alarm
parents and law enforcement. A new bill introduced today
would let the government regulate material found on papyrus.
Legislators said paperspace, as it is known to so-called
'writers', is becoming a haven for monotheists, con artists
and worse hoping to prey on the young and gullible. A little
bit later in this broadcast we will have some tips on how
to shield your children from offensive and dangerous material
found on the dangerous papyrus." 

Sign in a gas station:

Coke - 49 cents.
Two for a dollar.

Seen In a Tokyo Hotel: 

    Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.
    If you are not person to do such thing is
    please not to read notis.