From Time magazine, "Numbers" section:


$5 million: 

    Estimated annual cost for a 10-year program that
    would identify large asteroids most threatening to earth. 

$75 million: 

    Budget for "Deep Impact", a film about the devastation
    caused when a comet hits earth. 

BABY CHICKEN

A 50 year old woman was brought into a New York emergency room 
complaining of abdominal pains. 
During an examination, doctors found that the woman's labia were 
pinned together with old safety pins. Further inside, they found 
the dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained that she 
inserted the chicken pieces, convinced that they would grow into a baby. 

There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow. One was 
pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. 
Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.