The re-release of George Lucas' "Star Wars" raked in millions. "This came as a relief to Princess Leia who had fallen on hard times and was considering becoming a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers and Ocean Spray." (Joshua Sostrin) Says Paul Ecker, "Teenagers all over the country are asking the same question: Who's Mark Hamil?" The film was enhanced with even more special effects. "In a related move, Sweden will re-release Ingmar Bergman's films "enhanced with even more gloom,'" (Michael Edens)
In Guthrie, Okla., in October, Jason Heck tried to kill a millipede with a shot from his .22-caliber rifle, but the bullet ricocheted off a rock near the hole and hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head, fracturing his skull.
Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee. Bet *that* person won't have much to say.
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