"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
 software firm.  They were looking for a sysadmin.  Requirements
 included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
                        -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
                                16 January, 1997

"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
 advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
 of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
                        -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli