* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
           -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
       listens.
          -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
          -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
   reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important
   that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much
   money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
   -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney

You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?