Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.

                                       - - - Jackie Mason

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
   -- George Carlin

Confucious say: "Man who walk through 
airport door sideways is going to 
Bangkok."

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

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        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
        
                                                   --Yiddish proverb