Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.

                                        - - - Mark Twain

Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about
very little and who goes along knowing more and
more about less and less, until finally he knows
practically everything about nothing. 

The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.

"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"