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It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
     ingenious.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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I went to a general store.  They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

                                      -- Mark Twain
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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people 
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. 
     -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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