"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 

Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

"It must have gone down while I was up..."
                        -- Janet Robertson