"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine 

"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
character."
                             - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"

The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey