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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

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'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'

Jerry Dennis


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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

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Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant


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