Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods. And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!' Jerry Dennis
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison
Q: Why is Life so strange? A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it. - Dr. Nell Hartley
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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