We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. - Albert Einstein
Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..." -- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"
"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out." -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got
Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
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