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"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
                        -- Garth Kidd
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I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage --
no matter how ugly and disgusting it gets. 

     - Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
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Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

     - Paul Valery
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The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China.
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