If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
                        -- fortune

Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates, 
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.

You're everywhere.  You're omnivorous.

                -- Homer Simpson, to God
                   There's No Disgrace Like Home

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.