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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

                                -- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
                                   THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).
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Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."
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I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
       god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
       possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
       F Roberts
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long
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