I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
   tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this
   country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and
   tired of being told that I am!
   -- Monty Python

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
       makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
       diarrhea.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. 

     - Oscar Wilde 

"... because it hurts more when I'm going down."
                        -- Karen

For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). 

    -- Edgar R. Fiedler