When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984 

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
       Wilde

"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw