Mediocrity thrives on standardization.

My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time. 

     - A Wolverine is Eating My Leg 

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill

"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
                        -- Damien Day, Sarah Brown

This is a feminist bookstore.  There is no humor section.
        
                                                    --John Callahan