"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
 editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
 Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
                        -- Mr. Cranky

"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
                        -- Eric Erickson

To err is human; to admit it is not.