"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep 
it closed.'" 

     - Monica Lewinski

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've 
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went 
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

"Resist much.
Obey little." 

    - Walt Whitman 

- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.