don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat

"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
       it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course

"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
 years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
                        -- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)