"Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole
Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet".

"No kidding? How much memory will it take up?".

"Not much, just two Bytes."

As an art teacher for an elementary school here in Jacksonville, Florida, 
one of my recent assignments for the children was to enter a contest that 
our new national football team, the Jacksonville Jaguars, was promoting.

The winning artwork gets placed on the back of the season tickets, so I 
encouraged the children to come up with a good logo and a colorful 
creation.

One innocent little girl was so enthused about her masterpiece she turned 
in to me. It had a picture of a mean looking jaguar that read, "You're 
messin' with the wrong pussy."

"...My husband and I are getting a divorce because of 
religious differences. I'm Methodist and he's Satan."