By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace ...

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things that I started and
hadn't finished ... and before coming to work this morning I finished
off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and 
Tia Maria, my Prozac, a couple of valiums, three cigars and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel!

The editors at "Playboy" have selected Marilyn Monroe for first 
place in its "The 100 Sexiest Women of the Century" feature. 
For organizational purposes, the list is divided into "Chicks 
Who Slept WIth A Kennedy" and "Chicks Who Didn't Sleep 
With A Kennedy."

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and 
smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.