CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9) "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)
Go into Wendy's around 9:00 p.m. Nobody in the store. I ordered a Frosty. The guy at the counter pushed the little button on his register and leaned into the microphone and said "Frosty". He then proceeded to turn around and draw the drink HIMSELF! I asked why he used the mike, and his response was, "That's the way I was trained to do it. If I don't, I get confused".
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
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