I heard Dan Quayle is in favor of a 30% tax cut. His thinking must have been "Well, Dole lost with a 15% tax cut, but if I triple it to 30%, I can win!"
Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional items from a little printer at the checkout of my local grocery. Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a product, or based on some other derived data. Yesterday, after buying a couple pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream (my favorite bad-for-me snack food), I got the following checkout coupons in sequence: Save 55c on Two(2) Pints Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Free High Cholesterol Survival Guide
"Demi Moore's new movie about the first woman in the elite Navy Seals still has no name," says Alex Kaseberg. "They decided not to go with the title chosen by a test marketing group -- 'Straight to Video.'"
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