"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
 me."
                        -- Angela

"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
                        -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
                           institution, circa 17th century.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

"I never married because there was no need.
   I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
   I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
   afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
   --- Marie Corelli

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.