Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
alike.

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
   If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary:  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
   where you live.

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " 
    - e e cummings (1894-1962) 

"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead