"Procrastinate Now!"

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
   because I hate plants.
   -- A. Whitney Brown

A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.

The United States has just recently signed an agreement
with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China. 

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey