"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
 paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn

Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.

"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."

                                        -Cathy Middleton-

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy

My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time. 

     - A Wolverine is Eating My Leg