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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
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"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."

-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998
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"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
 A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
   the 'Y' becomes silent.
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"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
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