"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
 I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
 confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
                        -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital

Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.

     - Woody Allen 

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it 
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should 
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they 
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

                                            - Bob Ettinger

I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. 

     - Chief Justice Earl Warren 

"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke --