Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 

Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy

"You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good
 fondling..."
                        -- the Discordian Quote File

If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.