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Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--

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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
 or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
 like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
                        -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski


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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

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Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.


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