Trust everyone. It's not like you have any really important secrets. --me--
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." -- Jules de Gaultier
"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer -- or simply a writer?" "I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes." -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski
"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." Ronald Knox.
Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
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