"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to 
be broken."

        Samuel Johnson

"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
 you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."

-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
       years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
       make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
       -- Dave Barry

"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen