There are two sentences inscribed upon the Ancient oracle...
               "Know thyself" and "Nothing too much"; and upon these all   
               other precepts depend.                                      

                                                       Plutarch (46-120 A.D.)

Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live 
without.
                     -- Anon -- 

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be
       disappointed." -- Jonathan Swift

Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson 

"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
                        -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben