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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
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"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
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                        -- fortune
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The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.

                                                           Hesiod (B.C. 800?)
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"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
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