The government that can protect you from your enemies
can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you. 

     - Harry Browne 

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
               a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,     
               and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.     

                                                    Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...

"I think I'd like to see a Simpsons episode start up with Bart Simpson
 writing 'I will not attempt to undermine the Usenet cabal.'"
                        -- J.D. Falk, in alt.sysadmin.recovery