The hardest thing about any political campaign is how
to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

     - Adlai Stevenson 

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant

You're everywhere.  You're omnivorous.

                -- Homer Simpson, to God
                   There's No Disgrace Like Home

   I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
   Now, she complains about all men and not just me

I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.