A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President. (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David Letterman
The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs the world. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989
"A billion years ago, human life appearred on earth. A billion minutes ago Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning." 1996 Coca-Cola annual report
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