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I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy.
   But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...


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It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.

                                                       --Friedrich Nietzsche

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"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

                                      -- Mark Twain

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Hasidic Saying: 
     "To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to
worry because one worries."

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Confucious say: "Man who walk through 
airport door sideways is going to 
Bangkok."

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