I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy. But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book. --Friedrich Nietzsche
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Mark Twain
Hasidic Saying: "To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries."
Confucious say: "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
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