When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.

Ayn Rand

Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

I can't believe it happened.  The other day I jogged backward and put on 
eight pounds!