I love the way...

I love the way you make me feel inside,
I live the way you make me realize that 
i can't live with  out you.
I hope you feel the same way too.
I love the way you wear your hat,
Why don't we wrestle on the mat?
But remember this one thing if you mess with me,
You will pay dearly.
Anyone who gets in the way of me loving 
you will have to pay.
I love the way you stare at me,
And you probaly love the way iI don't care.
We can take a walk by the lake,
Then later on bake a cake.
I love the way your love for me is not fake,
Because that would be a big mistake. 
I love the way you love me,
And most of all I love the way you love me.

Sent by April

There was a young lady of Joppa
            Who came a society cropper. 
                She went to Ostend 
                With a gentlemen friend--- 
            The rest of the story's improper. 

               There was an old scholar named Nick 
               Who wrote Latin and Greek with his prick. 
                    He peed a paean 
                    In the snow by the john 
               In script more than three inches thick. 

Said a lovely young lady named Lake, 
               Pervertedly fond of a snake, 
                    "If my good friend, the boa, 
                    Shoots spermatozoa, 
               What offspring we'll leave in our wake!" 

There is a young nurse in Japan
Who lifts men by their pricks to the pan.
A trick of Jujitsu
And either this shits you
Or makes you feel more like a man.