During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was 
asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.

"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of 
you."

"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You 
undress and tell me when you're through."

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, 
I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man 
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the 
man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?

Well God found plenty of guys who liked 
to deal with sheep, but he could'nt 
find three wise men or a virgin.

Sent by Johnny

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

Fake an orgasm.

A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all
his stuff into boxes.  His roommate comes in & asks
what he's doing. "I'm leaving !" he replies. "They just
made homosexuality legal."

"So why leave now ?" queries his roomie. "Gays have
been part of the scene here for years and years."

"Yeah, I know." he replied. "I'm getting the hell out
of here before the damn fools make it compulsory."