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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?

When the big hand is on the little hand.
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Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,
sensitive men in this world?

Because they already have boyfriends!
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Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around 
a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to
help that man!
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Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,
sensitive men in this world?

Because they already have boyfriends!
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Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
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