In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)

NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots
coach Bill Parcells form switching to the New York Jets
without the permission of the Patriots. "The Jets
can't win," says Jay Leno. "Even their coaches get
intercepted." 

Leo said, "It was all going OK until we split the house.  Seems 
I got the OUT-side."