Heard from a tourbus driver in Washington DC earlier today: Had you heard that Socks the Cat died last night? Yeah, he climbed into bed between Bill and Hillary and froze to death.
Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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