people were stricken with salmonella poisoning after drinking unpasteurized orange juice at Disney World. Disney officials admit the mistake, but downplay the sickness, pointing out that "it's a small hurl after all."
I had a uncle one time who left my little brother who was three years old in his jeep by himself while he ran in the house to use the pisser and he gave direct instructions that whatever happened dont spill the coffe we'll my brother really looked up to our uncle so he wasnt going to let anythign happen to the coffe and he did just that he accidently kicked the jeep in to geer and it rolled down the hill and he didnt try to stop it he jumped out and ran in to tell my uncle what a good job of protecting his coffe he did while the jeep lay at the bottom of the hill wrecked.Weird but true Sent by Matt
Olympic ice skater Oksana Baiul was recently arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. Her BAC was rated at: 0.168 0.165 0.167 0.169 0.165 0.166 0.099 USA CAN JAP ITY SWE CHI RUS
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