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 people were stricken with salmonella poisoning after 
drinking unpasteurized orange juice at Disney World. Disney 
officials admit the mistake, but downplay the sickness, pointing 
out that "it's a small hurl after all."



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I had a uncle one time who left my little brother who was three years old in his
jeep by himself while he ran in the house to use the pisser and he gave direct
instructions that whatever happened dont spill the coffe we'll my brother really
looked up to our uncle so he wasnt going to let anythign happen to the coffe and
he did just that he accidently kicked the jeep in to geer and it rolled down
the hill and he didnt try to stop it he jumped out and ran in to tell my uncle
what a good job of protecting his coffe he did while the jeep lay at the bottom
of the hill wrecked.Weird but true

Sent by Matt

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Olympic ice skater Oksana Baiul was recently arrested for driving
under the influence of alcohol. Her BAC was rated at: 

0.168   0.165   0.167   0.169   0.165  0.166   0.099
 USA     CAN     JAP     ITY     SWE    CHI     RUS

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