"The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

                             - Jeff Foxworthy

Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura

"I can get anything to go in..."
                        -- Karen

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
     ingenious.